Sparkle*s Museum of Patriarchal Sexual Oddities~Now Supplies Free Sick Bags
My friend Mary K* who often posts under the mysterious guise of anon, yoo hoo-its me- and other various espionage type
secret coded comments wrote me regarding issuing sick/vomit/barff/spew bags at entry point to the museum. Hey, man! What a truly fantastic idea! Preventing nasty puddles of the inevitable projectile vomit at sight of patriarchal oddities. She also had some fantastic ideas for all you activists out there, well the ones who are past the “eee na I’d feel lika reet divvy**” so read on…
“The sick bags are actually a necessity now and something I carry around atSo go on…the sick bag…the latest trend in activism!
the present time, what with all the playboy crap for little girls on sale, and
the prolific visibility of lad's mags etc - now there is an activism idea if I
ever thought of one - I will make an obvious gesture of defiance one day in
front of the lad's mags sections, using some sort of bag, and make really loud
retching noises for all to see/hear, whilst heaving into my handy bag! I am
getting braver and braver these days“
Please excuse the crappy prototype for the barff bag, but as Sparkle* has spent her entire life (aye since a was 3 years old) as a healthcare professional, these paint shop thingies leave her needing technophobratron therapy. What would you rather have? a designer barff bag, or errr feeling safe with a mad Geordie woman health care professional... Exactly!
*Geordie slang for-Oh no I would feel silly.
** Mary K is a friend
posted by sparklematrix at Wednesday, August 09, 2006
7 Comments:
Pleased about the sick bags, but they weren’t really an option…were they? Just as well, you were advised before any nasty accidents :-o
Mmmm yes just as well, quick thinking anon. Fairy I'm pleased that I have been averted from not having billious splooges on my floor
If anyone reads this are they having probs posting pics to blogspot?
Hi Storm Cloud and welcome, I have made plenty *fuss* in newsagents, but haven’t actually done the sick bags yet…..maybe if there were enough of us? :)
Oh to hell with skirting around the issue - have "porn sick bag" printed in large letters on the bags in case of any doubt.
Mary K - (getting braver about my identity heheh.)
SC I didn’t know about the mother&baby mags !!!! Been the same sort of company. Putting leaflets in is a deffo, just I need a printer cable. My co-op’s the same with the Sport (spew)
I FUCKING HATE LADS MAGS AND PORNOGRAPHY
There feel a bit better now. Getting a printer cable probbo next week and I have a mate who’s well up for a ramble round the LM stand.
Mary K pleased your out of your anno phase…take your credit with a bow when you inspire me!
This is all sounding very good SC. I will wear me hoodie for the out of hour’s stickering. :-) Alternatively, maybe me gardening hat if it is warm. My local Newsagents sells loads of porn...I might post a pic of them with your "THIS STORE PROUDLY SELLS PORNOGRAPHY as a title. No one will know them, but it will make me feel better. My ex even used to comment the amount of porn in the shop used to make him feel uneasy. I know this has been said many times, but why should we be greeted with spread legs and open mouths (gagging for cock apparently) and “hole” talk on the cover of mags, when we go to buy a pint of milk. IN ADDITION, I am sick of these pics on the covers of LM with pseudo lesbian poses of breasts touching.
Oh well had a nice little rant there, and send me those addys via email and any suggestions for stuffers
BTW, comments now working on Wordpress hu fucking ray!!
Cheeriest sparkle*sista
I'm saving these in a folder for further use.
Cheers sista
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