Saturday, July 29, 2006

I have had a vision




I guess that in a few years time this is what the patriarchy will look like… a dinosaurian pile of bones in your local museum.
Oh, look miss the school kids will say “the patriarchy” in excited squeaks. The Schoolmarms tone however will be more hushed. Oh, yes the 'patriarchy' she will whisper, you do not even begin to know what it was like living under such an oppressive regime. Sigh! You know so little my children.

I have realised that trawling around the bowels of misogynist/paedophiliac and other sphincter releasing material has left me with a bit of a twitch...oh well nothing 40mg of Propranolol* wont cure

* Propranolol is a beta- adrenergic blocking agent, which blocks the action of the sympathetic nervous system. It reduces the heart rate and is useful in treating abnormally rapid heart rhythms. Very useful when dealing with the likes of the Daily Squirt/Pervy Pumpers et al.

5 Comments:

Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis said...

Yup, men need to hurry up and evolve quicktime.

8:05 am  
Blogger Liz said...

I'm looking forward to that trip to the natural history museum. "Patriarchus Terribulus" hehehe.

2:44 pm  
Blogger sparklematrix said...

I have another vision, a whole museum, dedicated to the eventual evolment of men featuring... The Witch hunts (one of my passions) sun, star, squirt, porn, blow up dolls,titty egg cups, Upskirt photography blah blah oh no I feel a post coming on. Love the Voodoo dolls Mmmm

3:32 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is pervy pumpers?

2:06 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never mind i just read your other post

2:07 pm  

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