Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The Unravelling Of Two Balls Of String

The Irish Evening Echo 7th July 06 announced that Dublin’s String fellows ceased business less than six months after opening.
Stringfellows lap dancing ~women dancing in mens' laps~ club had been targeted by protesters since it opened in February. The local residents and protest groups were unsuccessful in blocking the club via the courts, but by creating such fervour, delayed the venue’s opening. Representative for the club said that the protests had contributed to the clubs demise, creating reluctance for punters to visit the club.

Just shows what a bit of protest can do.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


But you see, what the porners are trying to do, by way of eventually avoiding such pesky annoyances such as protests, is to brainwash everyone into thinking that their crap is "empowering" and "normal". Hope this duznt happen in Ireland but wow - the mighty string, the amazing living corpse, (string, for stringy hair) vanquished!

12:45 pm  
Blogger sparkleMatrix said...

Hi Anon
String Fellows yak pitt... (spitting noise)

12:49 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah shit, just lost another comment - I said

Yes how apt - pigs like on a farm.

Melonfuckers be afraid - I will be the first one in the queue to watch while someone shoves a huge pole up your arse and we will all listen to you scream - we'll all scream back at you that you're helping us to have our human rights.

My, I'm in my usual good mood today. :-) heheh.

12:56 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shit - that last comment should have gone under "women as dolls" - dammit! How did I do that? sparkle take those damn verification security pre-post squigly things off (sorry for using such techie language).

1:00 pm  
Blogger sparkleMatrix said...

Ha Ha I think iz knows who this is? welcome Oh squirty, pervy, melon fucking hating Goddess. Shit I hope this is the person I think it is?

Ahem the squigly thing is to prevent spam-bots and men who are wanking and can't keep their heads still. No offence to wankers of course :-)

1:13 pm  

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